All of Those Things

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theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

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jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

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rawr0609:

glencocoxvx:

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

Female BAMFs Throughout History

Goddesses.

Killed and COOKED her husband , god bless

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Drag ha, Nicole

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sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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thekhoolhaus:

A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked. “Who would like this $20 bill?”


Hands started going up. He said, “I am going to give this $20 to one of you - but first, let me do this.” 

He proceeded to crumple the 20 dollar note up. He then asked. “Who still wants it?” Still the hands were up in the air.

“Well,” he replied, “what if I do this?” He dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. “Now, who still wants it?”

Still the hands went into the air.

“My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless; but no matter what happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value. 

Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless to those who love you. The worth of our lives comes, not in what we do or who we know, but by …WHO WE ARE.

You are special - don’t ever forget it.”

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thekhoolhaus:

"Lions don’t lose sleep over the opinions of sheep."

thekhoolhaus:

"Lions don’t lose sleep over the opinions of sheep."

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pixalry:

The Avengers Poster Set - Created by MoonPoster

Series available for sale on Etsy.

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thecentercourfeyrac:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

roundtocrescent:

mysnogboxisbiggerontheinside:

do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo

yes

even his name is an innuendo

It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.

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Show her a night out on the town. Dress up nice, go to a fancy restaurant, maybe a little dancing afterward and make her feel special. As much as I like to chill and relax, going that extra yard for her is a necessity in a relationship. You obviously don’t have to go out like this all the time but if you’re serious about her then you should take her somewhere nice once in a while. She goes the extra mile for you so why not go the extra mile for her? You like to feel validated from time to time so why not make her feel appreciated too. She deserves to be wined and dined by her significant other. A little bit of romance now and again goes a long way, so dress up for some dinner and dancing and make it a special night for the both of you. Because at the end of the day, she is your lady.
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loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

mangomartyr:

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santullianal:

This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off.
I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.

Holy shit what did he do?? That’s rad as hell!

Since the runway was going to have simulated rain, he wanted to make the outfit become colorful because of it rather than deflect it. He sewed dye into the seams and once the rain hit it the dye ran! Very simple but super effective. He was one of the two winners of that challenge.

Absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.

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necrophilofthefuture:

why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333

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